'A Dumb Newsletter' 𤨠+ How Afterpay Makes $ + A 'Bratty Kid' Attitude
The money stuff that you wish they taught in school
You know when youâre in class and someone asks a question and you go:
âOh, I was going to ask thatâ or,
âOh, I didnât have that question before, but now I want to know the answer to itâ
Thatâs what this is supposed to be like (but with money stuff, not English or Biology).
The format of this newsletter is simple:
3 questions from teenagers and young adults like you (and my answers).
Got your own question about money that you want to ask? Nice! You can submit it here.
To find out why this newsletter exists (and a little about me), you can read the FAQs.
Now letâs get to your questionsâŚ
Your Questions & Answers
Your Newsletter is Dumb
A âBratty Kidâ Attitude
How Afterpay Makes Money From You
Your Newsletter is Dumb
Q. âMy parents showed my your stuff but I donât think I need it. Iâm pretty close to the top of my grade at maths and money stuff is just maths.â
-Alvin, 15
Answer
Hey Alvin, thanks for writing in!
I was waiting for someone who was forced to read the Money Chats stuff because of their parents! Iâm guessing that you rolled your eyes or had a quick read and thought it was all pretty obvious?
Thatâs totally fine. I guarantee that I would have done the same thing when I was 15.
Youâre mostly right too. Money stuff is definitely closely linked to a decent understanding of basic maths.
But the thing you might not know is that plenty of people who are good or even great at maths get themselves in plenty of money trouble. Thereâs a few reasons for that. But part of it is that a lot of companies make money from lending money to people in creative ways.
So reading this newsletter every week might help you learn some things about the money decisions that youâll face as you get older. Feel free to skim it and just read the questions from others your age or older.
And it might help you spot some of the subtle ways that companies try to get you to let go of your money (things like interest free loans, buy now pay later, split payments, credit cards, car loans).
So it couldnât hurt to read this for a bit longer. Or donât. Youâre a smart kid, itâs totally up to you what you do!
A âBratty Kidâ Attitude
âI get pocket money of $10. Others kids get way more. My parents say that I can get $20 but that I have to do chores. Iâd rather game. Why canât I just get the same pocket money as other kids?â
-Ciaran, 13, NSW
Answer
Hey Ciaran, thanks for your question.
Youâre not going to like what Iâm going to say to you. But here we go: honestly, what youâre saying makes you sound a bit of a brat mate.
What youâre doing is asking for more money for doing⌠nothing.
Thatâs not really how the world works. Actually, itâs not at all.
Money comes from doing work.
It sounds like youâre getting $10 for nothing at the moment. So I think it would even be fair for your parents to cut your pocket money to zero.
And as for those other kids? You probably donât know what they do for their pocket money. Maybe they mow the lawn. Maybe they help their sister with her homework. Maybe they walk the dogs.
And even if they donât do any of those things, it doesnât matter.Â
Your parents are trying to teach you a really good lesson that is going to be true forever: money comes from work. I know youâre probably a great kid and have plenty of awesome qualities. If you learn this lesson about work and money now, youâll be way better off when youâre an older teenager and an adult.
Hope that helps (even if it might have been a bit hard to hear).Â
How Afterpay Makes Money From You
[Ryâs note: I got a few questions about Afterpay this week so Iâve re-published this question from a few months ago here]
Q. âIs Afterpay free to use?â
-Jemma, 16, Qld
Answer
Hey Jemma. The short answer is âit can be, but not alwaysâ.
So, Iâll start with an explanation and then go through a short âworked exampleâ because I think that always helps to explain things better.
Afterpay is a service that lets you pay for things you buy in 4 equal payments over a total of 6 weeks (thatâs instead of paying for the whole amount âup frontâ when you buy).
You make the first payment when you buy (payment 1). Then you pay another chunk every two weeks (payments 2, 3 and 4) until youâve paid in full.
If you do it that way, and never miss a payment due date, then thereâs no extra cost to you. You just pay the price of what you bought.
You start paying extra costs if you miss a payment. These can add up.
If you miss one payment you get charged a late fee of $10. If you miss another payment, thatâs another $10.
Those late fees can keep adding up until they hit either:
$68, or
25% of the cost of what you bought (whichever is less).
Worked Example 1:
Ella buys a pair of shoes worth $120. She uses Afterpay. She pays $30 up front when she checks out. Then she pays $30 on time, every two weeks until its paid off. She makes a total of 4 payments of $30. The total paid is $120.
Worked Example 2:
Ella buys a pair of shoes worth $120. She uses Afterpay. She pays $30 up front when she checks out. She gets busy with school (itâs exam time) and gets a bit distracted. She misses the due date of 3 payments and gets charged $10 each time. She still has to make the original $30 payments too.
Her shoes have now cost her $150 instead of $120 ($120 price + 3 x late payments of $10 each).
Worked Example 3:
Ella buys a pair of shoes worth $120. She pays for it with her savings (no Afterpay). Thatâs it. No chance of late fees or extra costs anywhere.
Hope that helps you understand how it works!
Thanks for Reading
You made it to the end! Congrats. I hope you got something useful from the newsletter this week.
Got your own question you want to ask? Canât wait to hear it! You can submit it here.
See you next week,
-Ry
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